The Line in Winter

It’s that time of year again. As courteous shoppers, we are inevitably confronted with the person to whom all rules of strip mall etiquette do not apply. These line-halting, box opening, price-complaining, and socially unaware mavens of the marketplace are out in force right now, but what kind of a “tag” do we hang on them? Price check!

1st place: Mallcontents (Darryl F., UK)
2nd place: Cart Hog-grapher (Richard L., San Diego, CA)
3rd place: Cou-pawns (anonymous)
Honorable mentions: Resident Carter (pilotfish, NJ)


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Providing children (and their handlers) with thoughtful, evocative illustration for over 20 years.
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3 Responses to The Line in Winter

  1. Anonymous says:

    Get a queue!

  2. carla says:


  3. Carla says:

    A yule tool

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